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Friday, September 23rd, 2011
10:46 am
Heink heink.
I know if I can having any of mine friends could been wondering where has then bugman goings? I can needing for then extensives updates could been chronicling mine journeys. Sometimes I could being somewhere where then people eating then banana peels and leaving none extras for then ants to finish, no? What can I been saying? I am then bugman.
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
8:23 pm
I had been eating for pop tarts on mine breakfast.
I am sorry for not having to been updating on then journal in these lately days, my friends. I have been getting recently jumbled to when then storm came and did destroying on mine bugman home. I can never have being happy about that for when then storm could be demolishing mine only domicile, no?
Monday, June 20th, 2005
9:34 pm
Could you have then been climbing sandwich shop?
Six then days ago I am having was flipping then hamburger for my foot stool and then can when then sumo wrestler did for busting in onto then door.

I am talking then about when sumo wrestler have carrying cottage cheese containers and to been falling onto front his own face and he was then crying for baseball cards.

So when then eggs fall into then coma, you are always for to been remembering not for letting to cottage cheese spoiling onto then carpet.

Having nice day.
Friday, May 20th, 2005
7:33 am
One times when to ten find.
I'm not having to been updating then journal, can you being to see this?

One times I was to be jumping in then grass for to having fun and jung fu jitsu flip kicked mine self into then lawnmower blade.

Mine guts were to be then trowing out of mine stomach bulb, no?
Thursday, March 31st, 2005
8:58 pm
I really am not liking any of you people.
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
3:14 pm
Can we even be digging here?
So here I be scooping for a long time some candlewax off from my nipples. I am always to be getting turned on when someone is chewing on my extremities and are being to drip the wax of melted on my own chest. Very good, very sexy, no?

One day I will be going for climbing upside on a building to clean the pigeon salad off of the rooftops. It makes for always good excersize and suntan places.

I am always are doing this while I am being nude. You like when I am for being nude, no?

This will be for the one day, sir, when I am taking my trip to go for a vacation. I am going to be coming for to see you soon my wife, for that is only when you did not forget about me I hope.

Sad times are here just for today.
Monday, March 28th, 2005
12:36 pm
First off, let it be known that I am a grubmanmaggotfuck. Yes, my father did jerk it with a handful of crickets and somehow inseminated something...and yes I was born a grub with a man face. In time I evolved into a freak creature that you will learn to know as bugman fuck. I will post some pictures of my genitals eventually.
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